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You have to be really famous not to be name checked ! 😃 https://t.co/3WzoGYrPvb

— David Coulthard (@therealdcf1) October 20, 2018

For the love of all that is internet based can we not just all agree once and for all that we accept cookies?

— Clare Mackintosh (@claremackint0sh) October 19, 2018

A simple guide to telling the difference…
Left: Marmite
Right: Martite pic.twitter.com/NG79Gluhg4

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 21, 2018

In 1963, #DoctorWho was conceived as a series designed to educate children by visiting significant historical events.
In 2018, millions of children are learning about the heroism of Rosa Parks and the civil rights movement through the show. A story so relevant to here and now. pic.twitter.com/Tcx5bPQ5Iy

— Ben Rawson-Jones (@rawsonjones) October 21, 2018

When you spot your cat outside the front door on the telly and let him in. @Number10cat #larry pic.twitter.com/DQ5s1dRN4a

— Jamie Greene MSP (@jamiegreeneUK) October 21, 2018

NOTE TO JOURNALISTS:
"If someone says it’s raining, and another says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the window and find out which is true."

— John 'legacy blue check' Voelcker (@johnvoelcker) October 19, 2018

“We already had a vote and decided to go for a picnic”

“Yes, but now we can see that it’s raining and the picnic spot is right by a rubbish tip and someone’s pissed on all the sandwiches”

“I don’t care. We’ve already voted”https://t.co/Zd1071UQYx

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 20, 2018

I need to be asleep but there is a fascinating juxtaposition this weekend: an excellent #DoctorWho episode about #RosaParks and a fooligan refusing to sit next to black woman on a plane 🤔

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) October 21, 2018

This EDL march in Manchester could be the most entertaining thing they’ve ever donehttps://t.co/kUAn366Opj pic.twitter.com/zzEP9vir38

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 22, 2018

“95% of the Titanic’s maiden voyage was perfectly pleasurable, uneventful cruising” pic.twitter.com/f7zxGT2x65

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 22, 2018

Super top public boys' school: 'Dear Kate, could you come and speak to the boys about feminism and inspiring women. No fee but the boys would enjoy your talk'. I don't think working for elite for free is quite what feminism had in mind

— Prof Kate Williams 💙 (@KateWilliamsme) October 23, 2018

“This is what depression looks like”https://t.co/PYwgkFfPLT pic.twitter.com/H2jyelbxRs

— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 23, 2018

I thought this lady was reading a spray bottle's label for a really long time on my bus this morning. Then I realized. pic.twitter.com/bjz702e4Wd

— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) October 24, 2018

I made a meme about punctuation pic.twitter.com/2Dy2qGR3D2

— Clare Costello (@cemcostello) October 24, 2018

So this just happened. #mrsdoubtfire #reunion #25yearslater pic.twitter.com/Xa8LoUVNIE

— Lisa Jakub | Blue Mala (@Lisa_Jakub) October 24, 2018

There's a word for it!

ANSTANDSSTÜCK is a word that literally means "decency piece". It's the last piece of cake that everyone wants but is too polite to take. (Via @qikipedia) pic.twitter.com/hXjJ0T9Okn

— BBC One (@BBCOne) October 26, 2018

“Could do” – Translation: Nope

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 26, 2018

I really, really hope this is true… 😂 pic.twitter.com/Mx09sRPUAz

— Darren McCaffrey (@darrenmccaffrey) October 25, 2018

Not how I expected him to come back but okay. pic.twitter.com/dW0IdMZnNF

— Daniel Powell (@danieljpowell) October 26, 2018

Lady MacBeth hand sanitizer – we’ve reached peak merchandise! pic.twitter.com/QwCIXxzyCY

— Prof. Rebecca Finkel (@rafinkel) October 24, 2018

FACT: If you put all the cats in the world head to tail in a line you could probably get two of them to do it whilst the other ones just wander off or attack you

— Dave (@davechannel) October 27, 2018

I’ll always wear a poppy because I feel it’s an important cause to support but I don’t get the vile abuse of those who choose not to. I also think some of the poppy fascism about how to wear it & which direction the leaf points detracts from the tone of respect & remembrance ✊🏻🌺

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) October 27, 2018

The BBC told Dr @MikeGalsworthy that Theresa May had ruled out a second referendum… Watch Mike obliterate that in 40 seconds. pic.twitter.com/qF6HqTKW5m

— Scientists for EU (@Scientists4EU) October 22, 2018

There's been a lot of talk in the news about Brexit recently and you've probably heard a lot of words like 'backstop' and 'Chequers' – but what does it all mean? Here's one of RTÉ's political experts @RTENewsPaulC to explain. pic.twitter.com/93etaS2HO4

— RTÉ news2day (@news2dayRTE) September 26, 2018

The Legality of owning a Kangaroo in the United States pic.twitter.com/5PHB15MClz

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) October 27, 2018